Tokyo Metro Manner Posters Recaptioned
The Tokyo Metro ‘Manner Posters’ (マナーポスター) is a ‘good manner’ campaign that has been running for roughly 35 years. Each year they have a new theme and every month a new poster is released describing the type of behaviour that is not tolerated on Tokyo’s subways.
This years theme is “Please Do It”. Although the posters talk for themselves, I have recaptioned them with the ‘good manner’ message that I interpret.
If a pervert is around, act dead.
Please watch out for perverts lurking in the train
If you are going to read porn on the train, please let the other passengers read with you.
When you are picking up chicks on the train watch out for one-legged perverts spying on you.
Never let your arms get caught on the inside of the train when a pervert is standing behind you.
Always have your eye-gauging weapon ready in case perverts are watching in the background.
When a pervert is watching you, please call four of your closest friends to let them know of your predicament.
Do not interfere with pervert exorcisms.
Sword fighting with bees while being watched by a pervert is twice as dangerous as regular sword fighting with bees.
Keep all perverts away from your incredibly lazy girlfriend by packing your Santa sack full of bacon.
Tripping perverts and stealing their shoes is a good way to meet girls.
Play your music loud enough to facilitate synchronized ear cleaning.