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Top 7 Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear

2009 December 17

Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear

Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear are a must-have items for any weekend warriors collection. Kitty has got herself into some compromising positions in the past such as Hello Titty Kitty or Hello Kitty Darth Vader but here is a redeeming top 7 list.

1. Hello Kitty Assault Rifles

The Hello Kitty AR-15 Assault Rifle is a modified AR-15 with a customised paint job. Killing has never been so kawaii!

Hello Kitty AR-15 Assault Rifle

Here are the component parts of the Kitty rifle prior to assembly.

Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear - Hello Kitty AR-15 Assault Rifle

The Kitty rifle gets a workout at the shooting range.

Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear - The Kitty rifle on the shooting range

A few other Hello Kitty rifle variants:

Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear - Hello Kitty Assault RifleHello Kitty Assault Rifle

From the GlamGuns.com website…

The Glambo Signature Series “Hello Kitty” HK-AK-47

Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear - Hello Kitty Assault Rifle

The world should note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating. This fully functional firearm fires standard 7.62mm 125 or 150 grain ammunition with a muzzle velocity of approximately 710 meters per second and a maximum effective range of approximately 300 meters. Several choices in stock wood are available. With a limited run of only 500, buy now before they’re gone! A mere $100 extra includes Glambo’s signature wood-burnt into the opposite side of the handguard. A perfect gift for the young lady of the house.
A bargain at only $1072.95!

The vid below is CNN’s look into painted guns, including the Kitty rifle featured here, and the repercussions should someone mistake them for toys.

2. Hello Kitty Taser

When you want to protect yourself and look cute at the same time.

Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear - Hello Kitty Taser

Apparently the Kitty logo on the taser is a fake although you can get the Taser C2 in stunning pink. Don’t let that get in the way of a good Kitty story.

3. Hello Kitty Machine Gun

Kitty avoids observation using the method of camouflage on this machine gun.

Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear - Hello Kitty Machine GunImage source: Hello Kitty Hell

4. Hello Kitty Armoured Vehicle

When you need to transport the infantry to the battlefield.

Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear - Hello Kitty Amoured Personnel Carrier

5. Hello Kitty Combat Uniforms

A collection of cosplaying Kitty soldiers.

Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear - Cosplaying Kitty soldiers in battle dress
Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear - Cosplaying Kitty soldiers in battle dress
Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear - Cosplaying Kitty soldiers in battle dress
Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear - Cosplaying Kitty soldiers in battle dressImage source: Hello Kitty Hell

Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear - Cosplaying Kitty soldiers in battle dress

6. Hello Kitty Handguns

“God created man, but Hello Kitty made them equal.”

Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear - Hello Kitty pistol
Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear - Hello Kitty pistol
Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear - Hello Kitty pistol
Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear - Hello Kitty pistol

7. Hello Kitty Hand Grenades

“Kitty in the hole!”

Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear - Hello Kitty Hand Grenade
Hello Kitty Guns, Grenades and Combat Gear - Hello Kitty Hand GrenadeImage source: Hello Kitty Hell

Don’t forget to check out Kitty in Hello Titty Kitty and Hello Kitty Darth Vader. Credit to Hello Kitty Hell as a research source of some of the items above.

24 Responses Post a comment
  1. December 17, 2009

    now if only the armed forces of the world used these, war would be so much more interesting.

  2. December 17, 2009

    I am so feeling that kitty 9mm!!!

    • December 18, 2009

      I wonder what the street talk would be…

      I’m gonna pop a cat in yo’ ass!

  3. December 18, 2009

    That AK47 looks awesome! I also like the handguns^^

  4. December 18, 2009

    It wasn’t until the pic in the shooting range that it occurred to me that the first gun could be real. Nice find.

    I wonder what’s the story with the Canadian sporting the Hello Kitty (or is it Miffy?) badge….

    • December 18, 2009

      the canadian sporting the hello kitty military patch was compliments of hello kitty hell which also has a close-up image of the patch.

      • December 18, 2009

        Hmm, well kudos if he truly made the thing himself, as is asserted in the original page. I suppose it must be Afghanistan. Can’t fault anyone for attempting to liven things up while over there doing the dirty work on behalf of the rest of .. civilization.

  5. December 19, 2009

    Looks like you just need to give an 11 year old girl one toy, and it opens them up to a lot more via warfare.

  6. December 21, 2009

    I’d definitely headshot people w/ HK gear, guns, & rifle!!

  7. December 21, 2009

    The armoured vehicle actually does wonders for camouflage….
    “Aww….cute car….wonder if that’s the ice-cream truck :)

  8. Nunnster permalink
    December 21, 2009

    I always thought that straight red-necks bought guns to over-compensate for a lack of fire power in their trousers. It appears that Hello Kitty now target market the very niche clique of gay red-necks.
    “Hey Cletus! Does this Hello Kitty rah-ful match the pink highlights in mah mullet hair-do?”

  9. January 21, 2010

    hiya

    omg im lost of words.. makes hello kitty war cuter?? with this stuff i would say yes o_O

    greets

  10. October 28, 2010

    AAAH.. so cute… I want it..I want it!!.. >w<

  11. SoraOokami permalink
    November 28, 2010

    Man, I wonder if I can mod some of the FPS games I play to make my guns look like that o.O

  12. April 12, 2012

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH

  13. Lili permalink
    August 14, 2012

    Where can you find these guns for purchase?

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