Top 10 Oppai Seijin
‘Oppai Seijin’ 「おっぱい星人」 literally translates as ‘Breast Alien’ or to elaborate further ‘a person who comes from the planet of people who love breasts’. I think that this definition is well articulated in the below image of a keitai/phone strap.
Now that I have set the scene early, and you decide that you want to read on, you will find a mammarable top 10 list of Japanese products that make up an oppai seijin’s survival kit.
1. Titty Pudding
Anyone for some pudding? It’s the breast!
2. Breast Milk (in a carton)
3. USB Jublee Warmer
Keep your noobs warm with the USB Bust Beauty Pad, a demonstration of Japan’s technological prowess from the gadget company Thanko.
4. Oppai Pillow
Breast easy with these pillow fun bags.
5. F Cup Tea and Cookies
Improve the size of your breasts as you entertain at your next tea party.
6. Towel Rack
It’s a towel, with a rack.
7. Scarf Puppies
Keep abreast of the latest and most admired styles with these fashionable breast scarves.
8. Boobie Claw Crane Game
Manipulate your joystick and descend your claw on a booby prize.
9. Oppai Mousepad
Support your hand whilst operating your pointing device.