Baby Mop
Turn Your Baby Into A Cleaning Machine
Baby Mop is a unique way to get children involved with the housework. Turn crawling babies into cleaning machines. By combining your infants one-piece bodysuit outfit with specially designed mop heads fixed to the arms and legs to enable babies to polish the floor as they learn to crawl. As the baby crawls, it polishes the floor, dragging bits of dust, dirt and hairballs with it.

Baby Mop Is A Japanese Innovation
Check out the video below for the spoof Japanese advert that promotes the invention that turns your baby into a cleaning device.

Here is what the above print ad states:
Make your children work for their keep
After the birth of a child there is always the temptation to say ‘Yes, it’s cute, but what can it do?’ Until recently the answer was simply ‘lie there and cry’, but now babies can be put on the payroll, so to speak, almost as soon as they’re born.
Just dress your young one in Baby Mops and set him or her down on any hard wood or tile floor that needs cleaning. You may at first need to get things started by calling to the infant from across the room, but pretty soon they will be doing it all by themselves.
There’s no child exploitation involved. The kid is doing what he does best anyway, crawling. But with Baby Mop he’s also learning responsibility and a healthy work ethic.
Baby Mop Is Not A Joke
Although the product innovation started off as a joke with the Japanese spoof advertisement, the Baby Mop has become a real thing. You can buy a onesie that doubles as a cleaning tool from BetterThanPants.com.
Here are the top 5 reasons you NEED a baby mop according to BetterThanPants.com:
- Teach your baby a strong work ethic early on in their life.
- Your baby will learn not to drop and waste food.
- Baby will get a nice workout, burn off energy, and do muscle toning. And sleep better too!
- Not having to clean your floors saves you time so you can spend it doing things you enjoy.
- Save lots of money on house cleaning costs.
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Lol, what a great idea. Also doubles as an Elvis impersonator if your baby can sing
hahaha, true!
LMAO!!
‘Yes, it’s cute, but what can it do?’ hahaha I love it…what can “IT” do…
Now i know what the result would be if Big Bird mated with any of the crew from Sesame Street!!
Here is the result: