Religion Free DVD Player
2011 January 22
Are you sick of how standard DVD players randomly broadcast religious messages? I mean, you’re in the middle of a good movie and boom, you are blasted with a sermon by some preacher delivering a lecture on some religious or moral topic. Well, new out from Panasonic is the religion-free DVD player. It comes with a built-in religious filter designed to intercept those random religious broadcasts that frequently interrupt your viewing pleasure. The perfect gift for atheists or people who wish to watch a movie without religious interference.
Warning: DVD player will melt if you try and play The Passion of the Christ.
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Excellent!
I was getting really tired to hear my DVD quote the Bible and the Q’ran every 10 minutes while trying to watch a movie.
Thanks to you now, I can watch films again!
“Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!”
Ooops, sorry David, I haven’t installed the religion-free WordPress plugin on this site so it’s susceptible to random and unintended appearance of Bible and Qur’an quotes.
hahahaha, good one lee!
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Excellent! I do hate getting all religious when I want to watch my DVDs. XD
This is hilarious–one of the most amusing pieces of Engrish I’ve seen lately. Thanks for sharing!
God won`t like this one!