Pussy Wind
Caption This!
Struggling to think of an adequate caption for the Hello Kitty deodorant from Rexona – Pussy Wind – a limited edition, 24 hour intensive anti-perspirant. There has to be a better caption than “Queef In A Can” and it isn’t helping that I’m humming Red Hot Chili Peppers ♪She sees my good deeds and she kisses me windy♪ from the song “Under The Bridge”. Is there an angle on the Bette Midler song “Wind Beneath My Wings” or Bob Dylan’s “Blowin’ in the Wind”? How about Elton John’s “Candle In The Wind”? Maybe there is a slant on the movie “Gone With The Wind” – arghhhhh – “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
UPDATE: Thanks to the one and only Jake Adelstein of Tokyo Vice notoriety for this tweet: Hello Kitty says: “I may have no mouth but I have a nose and you stinky. If you want to be with this pussy, wear this.” New slogan!
Shake Your Kitty
Hello Kitty Pussy Patrol
The Fail Is Strong With This One
Hello Kitty Garbage Truck
Hello Kitty In Bondageland
ooh dear god no….
just when you thought it was safe to go on the internet!
1- Vaginal Gas
2- L’air du Punnany
3- Chanel Kitty
4- Feline Fart
Sorry,getting carried away
LMAO
LOL Loco! L’air du Punany! Reminded me of Ali G. Check the clip below. Booyakasha!
How about
1 – Hello Kitty Gash Gas
2 – The Queef between my Thighs (The Wind Beneath my Wings)
I’m now humming ♪I’m Hello Kitty gash, It’s a gas! gas! gas!♪. For the other, need a double dose of brain bleach for that image of Bette Midler you left us with. ♪I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag♪
How is it applied? Are batteries included?
Nunnster, are you referring to the Hello Kitty Personal *ahem* Vibrating Neck and Shoulder Massager?
Now they just need to pack it with a t-shirt with the same slogan so the girl can wear it during homestay abroad and have a buncha people giving her the WTF?? look
LOL!
LOL. Maybe they can come up with a his ‘n’ hers t-shirt – Pussy Wind ‘n’ Pork Sword – like this trendy number:
Well, Reesan, you started on deodorant but it appears we have now turned down a whole different path.
Was unaware of the HK “shoulder massager”. Apparently this is a whole new topic unto itself http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/11/04/hello-kitty-vibrator-reborn/
kitty-to-kitty stimulation?
Ladies, if you’ve been riding in the Pussy Wagon all day, and feel hot and sticky, why not use the new Pussy Wind for that clean, and revirginized feeling.
Love it man! The Kill Bill Pussy Wagon or the Lady Gaga one?
Actually I believe they are the same truck.
I hope it smells like a pussy. Ideal for girls.