i wear microfiber bicycle pants when i go out clubbing. i like to show what i’m packin’. the one time that i did score i have always called a miracle fukin.
Apparently “fukin” means tea-towel or dish cloth in Japanese so probably a conscious decision to promote the product name in romaji to get people like me to try an have cheap laughs at it.
“The Jizzle is not your ordinary cum rag, it’s designed using space age technology. Materials actually used on the space shuttle available to you to clean up your cum.”
Jackie Chan Bollocks
I Scored Last Night
Please Wait To Be Entered
The Wank Pole
White Trash Charms Japan
I wipe wax off with micro fiber and my OAKLEY’s lenses….what are they wiping in a Kitchen that needs Microfiber?
Then there’s the fuckin’ title??
That’s some Grade “A” Engrish right there!!
i wear microfiber bicycle pants when i go out clubbing. i like to show what i’m packin’. the one time that i did score i have always called a miracle fukin.
More information than was absolutely necessary… but still, a good news story.
LOL! Yeah, sorry about that. It’s either the microfiber bicycle pants or the mankini. Always a tough decision.
reesan, what was the other guy wearing?
Scotty, I’m disappointed that you don’t remember but you were wearing crotchless leopard skins that night.
Yes i know…the girls love that. But the guy you hooked up with when i was making out with those girls…what was HE wearing??
Wax on… wax off…. I think someone’s definitely being waxing off when they were coming up with this name. Ah good for a laugh.
Apparently “fukin” means tea-towel or dish cloth in Japanese so probably a conscious decision to promote the product name in romaji to get people like me to try an have cheap laughs at it.
Not to be confused with Miracle Fibre Micro Fukin: The Kellogg’s All-Bran promotion for Greco-roman wrestling for dwarves.
Is this him?
Yeah. That’s the one. Don’t wanna mess with a fibre-fuelled midget wrestler.
I could use a good miracle fukin right about now.
Have you ever seen this?
“The Jizzle is not your ordinary cum rag, it’s designed using space age technology. Materials actually used on the space shuttle available to you to clean up your cum.”
Classic!