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2011 June 28

Tokyo Summerland’s Over-Crowded Wave Pool

When the brutal humidity of a sultry Japanese summer starts to pack a punch and you struggle to endure the sweltering heat trapped in your energy-conserving office or crammed on a crowded peak hour train, it’s time to unwind pool side at the Tokyo Summerland water park where you can have a relaxing splash in the peaceful tranquility of their abandoned wave pool. Hurry now whilst there is still space in the pool in the upper left corner and try not to forget where you left your towel.

Tokyo Summerland is a comprehensive recreational facility with an indoor pool, amusement park, theme park, golf practice area, and bowling alleys. It is a place where water play and adventure can be had all year round. Don’t forget to check out the Mexican wave pool action in the embedded video below.

Tokyo Summerland Packed Wave PoolImage source: JapanTrends

Fist bump to Loco in Yokohama for shining the bat-signal from the rooftop of his blog in his call for submissions to the Summer 2011 edition of Hot Fun in the Summertime! He rocked the house with the Summer 2010 edition with a groove so funktagious that he is here to do it all again. Check out my submission from last year: Beers, beaches and bikinis.

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  1. June 28, 2011

    hahaha…you made this video up with some video editing software…it’s not real ! :)

  2. June 28, 2011

    lol, Yeah, I think it is real. I have to ride the crowded train into Tokyo every morning, but what I cannot understand is why someone would *choose* to put themselves in such an overcrowded environment like that.

  3. June 28, 2011

    Are they trying to set a world record for “most humans in a pool?”

    I think they won!! Holy shit!! Standing room only…if a kid got lost…….wtf are ya gonna do?

    • June 28, 2011

      Man, I’m thinking a chikan remix to Coolio’s “Gangsta’s Paradise”:

      ♪ Been spending all our lives swimming in the chikan’s paradise ♪

  4. June 28, 2011

    Why bother when all you can enjoy seems to be the smell of the next person armpit?

    • June 28, 2011

      It reminds me of Where’s Wally? (or “Where’s Waldo?” depending on where you are from). Better find him quick because he’s drowning. :-)

      • June 29, 2011

        Or `Where`s the snickers bar`!!! lol

        • June 29, 2011

          A snickers bar? You talking about a turd floating in the pool? Imagine the panic if someone spotted a floater.

          • June 29, 2011

            I was trying to be more subtle…but yes, a floater lol
            I`d love to just swin along and drop some actual snickers chocolate bars in there and sit back and watch the panic. What a sight that would be!!

          • July 1, 2011

            This one is for you Scotty:

            Chaos ensues as a “Baby Ruth” bar is discovered in the swimming pool and is mistaken for a “doodie”!

        • June 29, 2011

          Scott,
          That would be so GROSS!!! @.@

          It’s where’s Wally here. Used to enjoy it. XD

          • June 29, 2011

            It is “Where’s Wally?” here in Oz too. Some interesting odds and ends:

            In Japan the book title “Where’s Wally?” actually translates as “Finding Wally” 「ウォーリーをさがせ!」(sounds a bit like “Finding Nemo”).

            Wally in katakana is ウォーリー which converts back into romaji to something like wōrī. ウォーリー (or wōrī) is also the same name/spelling for Wall-E. Where’s Waaaaaaaall-E?

          • July 2, 2011

            Don`t knock it til you try it Lena! lol

  5. June 29, 2011

    How is that relaxing? Shoulder-to-shoulder with a thousand people. Not to mention that I doubt someone in the middle would bother to leave the pool to pee! Ewwwww
    Curious as to how many people drown there every year. Must be easy to get stuck under someone in the Mexican Wave?

    • penis butter permalink
      November 25, 2011

      That’s not what you said at last year’s Gay Mardi Gras when you were shoulder-to-shoulder with a thousand naked men.

      • November 26, 2011

        Dude, i run a hotdog stand,…i sell to anyone and everyone

        • penis butter permalink
          November 26, 2011

          Isn’t this how you served your hot dogs that night?

  6. rickygee permalink
    June 29, 2011

    looks like a wet version of a mexican wave

    • June 29, 2011

      here are some amigos waving, couldn’t find a wet version of them though. :-)

  7. June 29, 2011

    Snickers bar gag is a classic from Bill Murray in ‘Caddyshack’. Yes, I know most of you were not yet born when it came out.

    I once went to a ‘flowing pool’ in the summer. Just as crowded, but you float along a concrete river and keep coming back where you started. There is a Japanese expression, which includes the word ‘imo’, but I have otherwise forgotten, that means something like washing potatoes in a pot, that refers to these pools in summer. Wicked dangerous for kids, but so are the trains at rush hour. Clearly there is no enforcement of the fire-code against crowding. Amazing there are not more mass trampling deaths here.

    • June 29, 2011

      Thanks for dropping by Mr. S. I think the term you are looking for is “imo-arai”「イモ洗い」— like washing potatoes in a sink. And thanks for the point towards the classic scene from Caddyshack. Here it is here:

  8. Will permalink
    July 4, 2011

    Just looking at the pictures makes me have trouble breathing. Just could not do it. Too many people. Can’t see anyone really being able to relax. (Afraid to press “play” and actually watch the video)

    • July 4, 2011

      I’m hearin’ ya Will. I can’t see how it would be enjoyable either. Although, I feel more claustrophobic thinking about being crammed onto a train like in this video.

  9. July 6, 2011

    Looks like a lot of fun if you have kids.

  10. July 9, 2011

    Great re-post… and what a fantastic way to spend the summer. Nothing like the peace and quiet of a summer’s swim. Floaters or not. Just another indicator of just how immune the Japanese are to the slings and arrows (let alone pain and annoyance) of a packed wave pool.

    Kinda sad… but right now I’m stuck in a cold, dreary Adelaide saturday. Hmmm… where would I rather be?

    • July 9, 2011

      Thanks AB. I’m suffering the bitter coldness of the wintry southern hemisphere as well, which made it difficult to think about “Hot Fun in the Summertime”. This post is actually a re-write, more than a re-post. My first attempt entitled “Chikan Paradise” was fairly lame in retrospect. Loco’s carnival gave me the opportunity to dust it off and spruce it up a little. :-)

  11. July 10, 2011

    Very surreal and hard to believe it could be that crowded!!

    Japan Australia

    • July 16, 2011

      I am not sure how enjoyable it would be squashed into a pool crowded with people and big inflatable pool rings. It must have been a hot day that day!

      • November 26, 2011

        Reesan…you once talked about a naked pool party you and your all-male netball team went to after you guys had all been to get special rings inserted on parts of your body from the tattoo parlour. But you seemed pretty comfortable then??

        • November 26, 2011

          scotty, where’s this coming from? did you have one of your erotic dreams again?

          • November 26, 2011

            No, just repeating the netball pool party you told me. Do you regret it all now? Just be who you are dude, don’t worry what people think

            • November 26, 2011

              You sure this is not just another one of your fantasies? I won’t judge you if it is.

  12. wazza permalink
    September 14, 2011

    ‘Dis shit ain’t fo’real. It’s all ‘dat photoshop bullshit!

    • September 14, 2011

      it looks legit to me bro. otherwise the embedded video would have to be photoshopped as well. unlikely.

    • September 15, 2011

      Word bro! Fo` shizzle. I love your mix of African-American slang with super-correct English punctuation. You`re like an academic Tupac! I could just see Tupac teaching at Harvard, “Word! Your thesis is da bomb ma` nigga! Buts if ju plagarize one more times i`m a gonna pop a cap in your ass foo!”

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