The Ladyboy Thinkopad

The “Thinkopad” is a 3D mouse pad featuring what appears to be a scantily clad anime ladyboy. The “Thinkopad” allows users to rest their wrists on the ergonomically-positioned silicone gonads of a cartoon shemale. The gel in the mouse pad’s wrist rest is said to reduce wrist fatigue and protect the wrist joint after the prolonged use of the mouse. “Thinkopad” is pronounced “chinkopad”, which incidentally sounds like “penis pad” in Japanese. Optimum usage is just after an injection of syringe lotion and an insertion of a God Finger.

Ladyboys (aka Kathoeys)

A ladyboy (also known as “kathoey” – a Thai term) refers to a transgender or an effeminate gay male usually from Southeast Asia – namely Thailand and The Philippines. The term can refer to males who exhibit varying degrees of femininity. Many ladyboys dress as women and undergo “feminising” medical procedures such as breast implants, hormones, silicone injections, or Adam’s apple reductions. Others may wear makeup and use feminine pronouns, but dress as men, and are closer to the Western category of effeminate gay man than transgender.

Austin “Danger” Powers

Getting caught at customs with one of these mouse pads in your bag would kind of be similar to the scene below from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. In this scene Austin “Danger” Powers denies owning a Swedish-made penis enlarger. Yeah, baby, yeah! One book, “Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby”, by Austin Powers.

The Hangover Part II

The mouse pad also reminds me of the scene below from the movie The Hangover Part II. In this scene the Wolfpack first met Yasmin Lee‘s character Kimmy the Ladyboy in the dressing room of a go go bar in Bangkok. Stu the groom (played by Ed Helms) has no recollection of a wild raunchy night, thanks to a potent drug induced haze. He freaks out when Kimmy reveals that they had indulged in what she was indicating to be a romantic sexual encounter. “It was beautiful we climaxed at the same time”.

There’s a reason they call it Bangkok…